Judge: Next case.
Announcer: The Whole World vs. Dale Butler.
Judge: What for?
Lawyer: Being caught in a homosexual act.
Judge: In what way?
Dale: We were just kissing!
Judge: Mr. Butler, calm down.
Prosecutor: Your honor, we would like to dismiss this case.
Judge: Guilty or not guilty?
Dale: Guil-
Prosecutor: Not guilty.
Judge: Dismiss on what grounds?
Prosecutor: Human nature.
Lawyer: Your honor, this is not a Michael Jackson song. Besides, homosexuality is unnecessary in our society and in life in general. Each homosexual should be put to death-
Dale: Oh really?! Try me 'cause there are thousands, tons, trillions of us out th